VAGINA 101: LEAVE YOUR VAGINA ALONE!
“Steam with salt and hot water”
“Massage with oil”
“Pour yoghurt inside”
Your vagina is not chicken/goat meat.
Why exactly are u trying to marinate and grill it?
If you are itchy with pain “down there”, pls speak to a doctor.
Are u aware?
Exposing the vagina to heat, salt, hot water, pouring/sticking things inside destroys the natural environment of the vagina and causes infections.
This is not a joke
Wash only the vulva (the outer part)
NEVER wash inside the vagina
NEVER put anything inside the vagina except a clean tampon
Have your bath twice a day
Avoid tight/nylon underwear because they cause heat which is bad for the vagina
Don’t use your own hands to ruin your own life with these bad advice flying everywhere. Please be wise.
Please your vagina is NOT a bolt and there’s no need to tighten it with anything.
Some women find that GStrings are very uncomfortable and makes them to itch, if you are in that category, simply stay off it.
Better to be comfortable than be in misery because of fashion.
If you wipe from back to front, you stand the risk of bringing bacteria from the anus into the vagina. This move can trigger repeated vaginal infections that may be difficult to treat.
Douching is the act of cleaning inside the vagina by spraying it with water/soap using a hose or shower 🚿
Many believe this will get rid of bad odor, sperm and menstrual blood.
This is bad practice. It wil only destabilise the vagina and cause infections.
Sperm deposited into the vagina goes straight into the womb and your hose cannot reach there.
Just don’t delete his number yet, and start saving well from the next month, because you will soon need cot and baby food.
The vagina does NOT need any help from you to keep it clean. It cleans itself all by itself and stays beautiful.
It is how your body is wired, and put together to function.
With the advent of pads that absorb very well, many ladies forget to change pads regularly when on their period. This is risky because that blood can cause serious infection.
It’s particularly beneficial during pregnancy and after birth.
Talk to your doctor or physio about this.
Try to always use plain unscented detergents to wash your underwear.
Pour dry pepper
Massage inside with oil
Sit on hot water
Put powdered ginger”
These are all dangerous advice from the VaginaBBQ Recipe Crew. Pls your vagina is not some sort of frozen chicken, all this grilling and marinating is unnecessary. Thanks.
Even Julius Berger is not this creative with road construction
Leave your vagina alone pls
It’s not an untarred road. There’s no need to make it an expressway.